All balls no brawn.

Slim as a cigarette

Stature nothing too significant 

Wide as a whale 

With no wind in your sails 

Clumsy as a drunk 

Certainly sober like skunk

Say what I mean

Spray what I say

Do what I want 

During the down and distraught 

I’m not what you thought 

Increasingly not what I know

And now it’s come to show 

At prime time right on the spot